Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. This was Mom’s idea, not mine. But if she thinks I’m going to write down my feelings in here or whatever, she’s crazy.

The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I’m rich and famous, this book is gonna come in handy.

But for now I’m stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.